none of my boyfriends are responding right now, I thought I had enough to avoid this problem
out of nowhere you said let us see your boobs, then proceeded to pull my shirt down.
i gets down
Yeah he kicked my ass... He probably wouldnt have hit me as hard though if I wasnt lauging and yelling " I fucked your sister I fucked your sister" over and over again.
positive spin of the day: since my nose is blocked from allergies cleaning the puke this morning was much easier
I thought it was kinda weird that her ten yearold sister was playing bartender, but hey, the girl makes a damn good drink
there are chunks of pepperoni under the sheets. can you be here in 10? breakfast in bed?
Yes my plan is to drink the college out of me so i can be an adult by monday
So can we talk about how we all three made out with the bike taxi driver in lieu of paying him. I'm not even mad, that's resourceful. You know what married girls would have had to do? They'd have had to pay.
he ate me out on his front porch at dawn. i orgasmed when the sun began to rise. most romantic morning booty call ever.
She screams like she's just fallen out of a helicopter when she cums.
Let me be the 15% helpful, 85% useless as shit angel on your shoulder.
He has a burner phone just to send dick pics. It's revolutionary
My greatest accomplishment today was eating a box of Thai food the size of a toddler.
This whole quitting my bad habits all at once is really messing with my ability to function.
Yeah I don't think your wife thinks it's a good thing that you're fucking your cousin.
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