If I remember correctly, I may have been smoking a cigarette on the dance floor. This is the true sign of a douchebag in his native habitat...fmylife
The make-up sex just reminded me why we broke up in the first place.
me and my sister are feeding my dog poprocks. this is proof you don't need a lot of money to have fun.
nah, its part of my diet to keep track of the servings of everything i put into my body
how many servings is brandon's dick?
YOU CAN RENT MIDGETS ON CRAIGS LIST
I told you not to ruin your birthday surprise!
He was eating her out on the elevator. What a good man.
does she really think making her boyfriend delete me on facebook is going to magically stop us from hooking up?
my heaven will be filled with hot naked men covered in chick-fil-a sauce and me wearing a bib
We were suposed to have a 3some in their bathroom but it just turned into us 2 making out while he watched like a little kid on christmas morning
PROFESSOR JUST TOOK A SHOT WITH US BEFORE CLASS. WELCOME TO THE LAST DAY OF FINALS.
Let's never forget the time I met you while you were running down the street naked and in handcuffs.
She has an alarming number of pictures with cat ears but the sex is amazing.
Gotta love college... Pregamed for my 8:30 flight home this morning and gave the flight attendants all high fives when I got on the plane. Best ride of my life.
Are you texting me while pooping again?
I'm also playing fetch with the dog
Im experiencing the awkward moment after realizing two of my straight female friends have had sex with each other
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