this guy at work is bossing me around at work. He is 24 and still has highlights and spikes his hair.
You're getting bossed around by a 1999 Highschool Yearbook picture?
if i hurry i can finally have sex while stoned off my ass
godspeed.
I cant remeber how long i've been laying here...it could be 10 minutes to a fucking day
i never realize how drunk i am until i start using people as human stripper poles
I know you didn't add your TWO random hook ups from the weekend to your FB friends AND change your status to "Good Catholic Girl" on the same day.
You don't even understand how penises react in the cold. I'm like a 8 year old boy right now.
My wife googled 'purchase vibrator.' Not sure if I should be excited or offended.
It's summer and yet I still can't have one library session w/o seeing someone who has had their penis in me.
Well, I found my bra. It's in my glove compartment with a half-eaten Snickers bar and a Jesus bookmark.
I was making out with him, and then his friend randomly took off my pants and started going down on me. My first semi-threesome was a success.
well, I yelled "the tribe has spoken!" at a boatload of people and then I walked home alone in the pouring rain at 1:30am. karma really is a bitch, yo.
I mean it's a good blow job, but it's not worth the four hour round trip.
I appreciate your acceptance of my lack of morals
I'll pick u up. I have to buy a new sofa cover anyway. I swear I've never seem a girl cum like that before.
you should just get a floor plan of your dorm and start checking off rooms.
Randomize
