Now I have to picture Dave Letterman having sex with all these women. Im the real victim.
been sitting in chapter for 25 minutes. drinking last night's franzia out of a XXX vitamin water 10 bottle. recruitment chair has no idea. life is good.
instead of telling him i dont hook up with closet frat guys, i gave him his "straight' fraternity brothers number... pike house will be interesting tonight
In other news I saw a pack of make believe zombies walking down green st.
gotta love wednesdays
Happy graduation...we are now officially unemployed alcoholics!
You kept referring to your penis as "this guy."
i don't really know how much tequila is too much
All I know is that we apparently made a drink we named The Single Girl which is rum, vodka, grain alcohol, and sprite and rolled around in the backyard.
i wasn't gonna shower then i remembered i slept in my own piss
Member that time when we got super drunk and had fun and fell in love
I remember it like it was tomorrow.
Ummm, my mojito just spilled on 2 essays as I'm grading. Who says high schoolers have all the fun?
I think I need a restraining order. I had 15 "selfies" of him on my camera roll......my phone has a lock code on it.
Killing two birds with one stone tonight: mastrabation meditation. Win win.
High. As. Fuck. I thought the kid next to me didn't have an arm for like 2 hours.
Hahahaha I'm glad you woke me up with this text.
The work outs are working. Someone just said my body type was “Tits On A Stick”.
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