"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
she would be the type to have more hair on her twat than on her head
she has to be all "alternative"
Before I dignify that with an answer, let me get this straight. You're asking me if I wiped my ass on the towels?
As long as you're naked and covered in glow paint, I'm there.
I've been timing it. He's been showering alone for 33 minutes. 4 minutes ago, he said "truth or dare." haven't heard anything since.
Was last night real? Did I lick your forehead while you laid in between my legs while we laid next to your boyfriend?
Please take a moment of silence for the fact that I still have all 10 fingers
I'm worried my skin won't stretch enough to handle this boner. Then what?
She needs sedatives and a leash
Why yes. I did get laid looking like that. My sheets look like there was a clown orgy
You really could become the cat lady we've always dreamed of.
Is there a coat check? I stole 10 vases of flowers along with two bottles of champagne and I'm not sure what to do with them.
I just set an alarm for 5 am tomorrow morning titled "Wake and Bake Its Christmas motherfucker"
Do you want to get naked and order pizza with me
You will be reminded everyday when you witness my majestic mustache.
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