She asked the class if starwars was based on a true story...
Why are you covered in frosting?
Friend's birthday situation turned into enlightened cake orgy.
Totalylr drunk. Coveredc in cryola marker. Loving it. Straight men everywhere. Don't be surprises when I'm pregbat romorrowwwww
All I remember is doing a naked tuck and roll of your bed.
I feel like my lungs want to punch me in the vagina.
is that even a sentence?
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
how did you know i stayed over last night?
there was a trail of glow sticks and cheetos from the front door all the way to his bedroom
In case you're wondering where my head is at right now, it's wishing that I was getting laid and not having a debate about cheese.
You have to start asking people if they're gay before you kiss them..
TGIFridays...stall number 1...drunk...send help
Oh were you the stripper at that club last Sunday when i was trippin on acid wearing a giraffe outfit?
A guy with a mustache poured a beer down your throat while you had a crippled boy named Sunshine riding your back
Eat your greens and take your tequila shots
WELL THEN WHAT DAY IS IT?!?! This whole having to choose between ruining my future and ruining my liver is totally killing my vibe
A girl I had a drunken hook up with is on interventon right now
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