Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
last night i found where hot topic managers go to die after they get fired.
LETS GET FUCKED UP IN ONESIES TONIGHT.
I worry about you sometimes...
She's helping me study for the final by writing the vocab words all over her body.
Omg. The strippers are having a batman vs spiderman showdown. Both on stage. Genius.
Holy shit. Do you realize what this means? Officially all of my ex-bfs are either dead or gay
Now they're talking about doing whiskey shots since they're flipping the turkey over. You might need to drive me home.
so why was i the only one who woke up with ham stuck to my ass?
I remember trying to cut the power to a house I thought was "too bright to understand the meaning of christmas". Pretty sure I blacked out down the street.
Mid way while flirting with this super hot chick at the bar, he gets up and says no thanks I'm only 19 and gay just waiting for my buddy to hurry up and get with your friend.
Mom brought home a 36 pack of Smirnoff and was all "ring any bells?" and then winked. I'm scared. What does she know?
Please, by all means, tell me what can't be helped by two stiff drinks & a blowjob?
I took did three shots of fireball and did and handstand. When I stood up some busty slut lead me my the hand down the hall into her dorm room.
But I'm sure your having and "a monumentally better time" repeating the 12th grade
He deserves a nobel prize for his dick-giving abilities. 10/10, would ride again.
Broken heels while double fisting margaritas, picking up shirtless, bloody men and escorting them out of harms way, the meltdown when I realized I can go without a bra bc my boobs shrunk, the morning vodka red bull you were forced to drink? Which one roped you in?
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