saw you had $9 in your checking acct, left $20 on your dresser so you won't be a whore this weekend
she said "feliz nobby job" then proceeded to give me a blowjob.
becoming an adult blows. i don't think its possible for me to wake up for anything that doesn't involve kegs and eggs or half naked bums passed out in our yard.
It happened again. Now theres even more baby powder and its all over the place, I'm not cleaning that house.
this kid is using one arm to help his buddy with a keg stand, and the other arm to hold up the chick he's making out with.
Fat girl left in a hurry. Possibly had to do with the missing bathroom door in my apartment.
At a party. It smells like teen pregnancy and sadness in here.
Tornado booty call.. dedication
It's no longer hooking up, we have definitely graduated to Sport Fucking....
if i dont text back till morning its cause i turned my phone off and changed my password to something i wont remember to stop myself from drunk texting...RESPONSIBILITY
is there a way to say "yea i broke my wrist cause i fell down some stairs while tripping my face off on acid" without actually saying it?
It's just unfortunate that I still have the image of him having sex with me fresh in my mind
You texted me the words "butt stuff" 53 times in a four hour period last night.
I'm over being sad. I'm now onto thinking about all the ways in which he is a total fuckwaste
And somehow i feel like your expectations will turn out to be illegal in some way.
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