im marching my happy ass in there and im not leaving until he cheats on his girlfriend!
and technically it was a rebound
so lol
and then you got rebounded for the same girl he rebounded you for and still never scored ... it was like watching an LA Clippers game
I just showed my tits to my brother on chatroulette. Could my life get any worse?
You stood in front of a yellow Camaro and kept yelling at it to "Transform already!!!!".. yeah, I'd say you were pretty wasted.
i just sat down and hooked up with this girl. after she left i called over another girl and did the same. this happened about four more times and i never left my chair
Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
Then you started screaming that this was the first time you did e and that you had a 4.8 gpa, that was right before you almost suffocated between that one girl's tits.
I just had a flash of me drinking straight vodka out of a condom...
Bro I am trying to have one night stands nothing more, unless she is baking waffles I can eat out of her butthole I am not interested
some people spend their whole lives trying to find their soulmate. who knew mine was hiding in utah successfully balancing a pageant career and a coke habit.
Who was the person who brought the rooster when they won @ beer pong
It's a drunk scavenger hunt.
Everything on the list counts for double points if done naked.
Can I join you for some emotional "Post: The Ohio State University's first lose in football after a 24 game winning streak" sex?
Whatever. I just want to indulge in this mcchicken and forget all about his tiny penis.
I don't care if it's 2 inches or 20 I mean dick is dick
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