I like it. Barfy the gin-flavoured Assman
I told him it tasted like his mom..needless to say we were asked to leave.
It's like I'm the Little Bo Peep of sheparding dicks.
Only someone with your twisted mind could come up with that simile. Do you sit around and read 'How to turn Beloved Childrens Stories into Sexual Analogies?' This is the 3rd time you've done this.
I don't understand why we need a holiday to become more aware of boobs...
in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
the $50 fast cash from checking button should just be retitled "8th of weed"
we were having sex and the sweat made her make up run... seriously laid there and watched her face just melt into ugly.
I have no idea what happened last night, but you're the only person I remember smashing my face into. Be honored.
I just ate four packages of Swiss Rolls. Being high and on food stamps is AHmazing.
All I've had today is a brownie and a shot of Jack, so you know. I'm doing ok.
Naw man, if he's crazy enough to jerk off on a public bus he's too crazy for me to fuck with
Had to snap chat three different people to ask who left the bite mark on my thigh. All three said "Wasn't me". Now I can't wear a bathing suit to my mom's pool.
You either got a dog, or you have a boy over. I can't tell from the noises which it is.
I just masturbated at work... Don't know why but I thought you should know
Never in my life did I expect to see Eric's mom in a cheerleader outfit along with other women
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