He is such a slut. More and more my type.
I think my guts just had a chinese fire drill
All I remember was the chick screaming "don't hookup with him! His dick's the size of a cucumber"
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
I can't believe I paid your booty call for a ride home in cake.
If I come back covered in mud topless and banging on your door, please have a warm towel ready for me
judging by my wet hair I would guess I showered at the bartenders apt last night?
She was humming during sex. After I asked her why, she said it was her sex theme music
To tired for the bar. Came home and drank wine out of the bottle. Kind of don't want to know what that says about my life.
I just had nipple jewelry returned to me in the law library.
I feel like you just railed me after that sext
He made me twerk for scrambled eggs... I regret nothing
I forgot that places existed where drinking on Sunday is frowned upon. It's just so unreasonable.
Just walked past the field playing Jesus music with a fanny pack full of condoms and beer. Happy Sunday.
plus like he's kinda a piece of shit. a beautiful somewhat talented piece of shit that hella needs to get his life together
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