I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
So add panera bread to the places i love to eat that i am potentially banned from.
My aunt totally just drunk dialed me when i was super stoned, it was so intense
I started to trust fall random people on the dance floor
I just want uncharted vagina. Fresh and ripe.
Only you would get a date out of getting hit by a car
I got a thank you card in the mail from the virgin i slept with on the camping trip. Weird or the new classy?
Seriously, even though I keep it clean, I could douse it in bleach and set it on fire and still not be comfortable with you actually holding it. It's been in my VAGINA.
He was chasing Ciroc shots with sips of Captain Morgan... he didn't make it to midnight
I swear to God, if you have sex in my bed one more time you're gonna start paying rent
Although now I have "number of cheese slices" as a unit of boob measurement in my head.
I realize my mistake but don't you dare school me in cock, young man
I trusted a fart in Toronto. NEVER TRUST A FART IN TORONTO.
Um. I just realized I still have a beer in my purse from last night. I'm at work. I am so classy.
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