He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
so she sprained her ankle somehow and her friend had to carry her out while all 7 of us watched. do we even need to vote on that or is that automatic induction into the hall of shame?
or how I got to mom's but there is vomit on my shoes. I never thought i'd be recapping with her.
know what the best part about malls are? standing on the upper level and boob gazing
260 beers this month. I need a new hobby.
Day 5 without masturbation. Fat chicks are back on the table
Just saw a woman with a Pomeranian in her bra. Way to step up your game Seattle.
does it count as a threesome if she tried to blow the dude who was passed out next to us?
DUDE, DID YOU KNOW YOU CAN JUST RENT AN ELEPHANT???
Oh God.
I still havent gotten an apartment yet, so I crash random college parties...get so drunk and then sleep on their couch
tonight were gonna drink champagne and watch girls put themselves in awkward position
After her AA meeting, she was on the phone with her mom, and when she said, "they're making me start over with Step 1," I quietly sang, "cut a hole in the box".
Dude where are you? I've been here an hour and all I've done is get head from a random in the stairwell.
Well, my family didn't see me in my drunken super slut state at Summerfest, so there must be a God.
somehow I wound up on the floor crying about his beard. then telling everyone I'd give him a "lesbian blowjob".
If you find out what that means, show me.
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