O no, u 2 are dating again?
No. I just masturbate furiously to his picture
Do you know how hard it is to conceal the fact that you puked all over the bed that someone is sleeping in?
our health teacher's ringtone is Bad Romance and she has a tramp stamp. i will not skip this class, ever.
for future reference mormans are hard to crack but they give fucking amazing hand jobs.
Yes, he made a MIX CD for our booty call...
she never specifically said NOT to fuck her boyfriend so technically we can still be best friends
i think smoking weed in a ladies bathroom on the beach with two dudes might be the shadiest thing ive done in a while
Just gave a blow job while wearing a shirt that says 'world's coolest mom' idk how my conscience feels...
RE-DICK-YOU-LUSSSSS
That's me emphasizing the ridiculous
I have decided that today will be all about indulgence and hedonism.
Trying to figure out what I just puked. Demon weed is salad. No more drunk buffets.
sometimes it's just necessary to be your own gyno when you're too afraid to tell your mom about your real life
I haven't had a bra on since I quit my job.
I ended up snorting coke while wearing a Bavarian dress and I feel like I need to reevaluate my life
Last time i cooked this high i tried to makw bacon amd then burned myselfbon the grill, only to realize 25min latwr when the bacon wouldnt cook that the grill wasn't on. I IMAGINED the burn.
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