She is going down in cock block history. He went in to kiss me and she threw her hand between our faces and yelled "DENIED!"
IF CHARLIE SCHEEN CAN DO IT I CAN DO IT IM A PROFESSONAL
After he called me a "spirited little girl" I realized that I need to stop sleeping with guys more than ten years older than me.
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
He made me cum 4 times, we high fived afterwards and then I proceeded to tell him about this guy I'm dating whilst I made him a bacon sandwich. I think we've finally mastered being friends with benefits.
The worst thing about him living around the corner is that who ever suggests the booty call is the one that walks over.
We don't have any ice, so I'm using the frozen cognac to reduce the swelling on Abby's toe.
I feel like if anyone knew what an affection erection looked like it would be you
I really shouldn't have to tell you to stop banging your lightsaber on everything while we are in college.
LMAO I like how "don't worry I'll bring chasers" is your way of assuring things will be ok
I offered the opportunity to grope my boobs for pints. Two girls took me up.
We're currently sharing pics of our cats. I can't wait to sit on her face.
If all that ever happens between us is orgasms and dank memes, I think I'd be okay with that.
Dude I just woke up with a dog sleeping on me.
I thought you didnt have a dog??
Exactly.
.......do you have the salami in bed? I'm trying to make a sandwich.
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