I am drinking with my family and the average drinking tolerance is a shot and a half. I feel like the incredible hulk.
you should just get pregnant. that way you don't need to decide on a career.
operation harelip BJ is a go
you did pass out in the elevator last night, so it could be motion sickness
I had never watched a guy jack off to me before, but let me tell you, it was a very uncomfortable experience.
It got kind of awkward when her dad brought home a 20 something asian girl at 3am
Come outside. The vendor wants to go out strong tonight! Russian hooker interviews. Don't ask. We leave in 3 minutes.
Let's go dancing. I wanna sprain an ankle. And a labia. My labia or yours. I'm not picky.
Just got biofeeze on my vag. Weirdest sensation everrr. Can't decide if I want to cum or cry
Also, making a white Russian with butterscotch schnapps instead of vodka is probably the best decision I've made in my entire college career.
New guy at the liquor store was inexplicably fascinated by our huge jug of williams. First he said what are you gonna mix THAT with? and looked confused when I said air.
I managed all three standard threesome configurations a female-bodied person can achieve in just under nine years. I want to high-five everyone involved, but I've lost touch with a couple of them
IT'S FUCKING BABY SEASON ON FACEBOOK. MY VAGINA WANTS TO THROW UP
He kept telling me my vagina was a pleasure cave... I ended up just taking it as a complimetn
He is in my tree wearing full on scuba gear ... Get here asap.
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