she said, "is it ok if I touch it?" that's when I knew I was in trouble... I knew she was a virgin but seriously..
she moaned out jack bauer's name while i was banging her...
Stop introducing me to people as your little sister.
I don't think the lady gaga poster on your wall qualifies you as a brother.
There's an australian, my relationship has no hope.
He just laughed at his drink laid on the floor and crawled to the bathroom
he tried to do a one handed cartwheel to showoff but knocked himself out cold. fuckin jagerbombs will kill that man.
I find it worrying that she bit me in bed. Then proceeded to write her name in bite marks. All without ever losing the rhythm of our fucking.
Oh, I never thought you were a dick. You were one of the best morally comprised ideas I've ever had.
I mean, I thought you would respect me for turning your life around for the better. It seems just yesterday that I found you in a ditch with a cock in your mouth.
The nausea has returned and I can't handle such things to exit my body so violently
I need to start using my boobs for good instead of weed. Although really they're kind of the same thing
He told me that when he bends me over that chair I remind him of a bull rider. So thanks for being the ex that helps my present sex life
11:30 you texted me saying he was on his way. 11:37 you said, "Oh my God that was terrible."
does anyone know where bryan is?
last i saw he was naked, and crying in the bathroom because there was no more booze.
I'm the one who said we should take things slow. I'm also the one who forced him into the back on my car so we could have sex.
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