Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
do you think i can make that microwavable cake stuff with vodka instead of water?
you should probably use water
i dont have any
i just snorted my name. best moment ever
Does my status still say I suck cocks? I don't know how to change it
To justify your stumbling you just kept yelling 'it's the boat, not the drinks' We hadn't even left the dock yet....
The fact that he grabbed my boob in the middle of the conversation shows something needs to change
No no no. When you take one for the team, there are no stipulations or conditions
He pocket texted me while I was blowing him in the car...What are the odds?
Considering how often you blow him,high.
All I remember from last night is petting the broom with my feet and feeling like I was standing on a horses head
I'm laying here in fetal position. I feel like a traffic cone
He ate me out like a beaver on a tree. I've never been so scared in my life
I told you, we're just gonna get ripped and light sparklers
He'd pee in it. And since it's PBR I'd have no idea
I feel like we should apologize to the light saber. We were REALLY inappropriate with it last night.
I should probably stop recommending my dentist to the different guys I'm seeing. That could be awkward in the future.
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