it makes me cry that so many people are going to see you naked someday.
At one point in time, he cried and said I didn't appreciate him.
Nothing is more awkward than taking a dump while someone is crying in the bathroom.
I have vomit stuck in my nose, you should come with a warning label.
Hows that studying goin for you?
I'm in my bathtub in a robe and jeans smoking a bowl and my hair is covered in olive oil
While I was fucking him, he grabbed a taco off his shelf and started eating it. I had taco dripped on me. I have no idea where the taco came from.
I had to talk to the cops at my front door in a bathrobe, with the buttplug still in.
You know it's been awhile when the imagery of fucking AT A DENNY'S gets me really turned on.
He said he would pay my bar tab if he couldn't answer my question. He lost to the age old question of our youth. Why did pogs go out of style.
Frankly, since I met you, I practically exist in a state of constant readiness for sex
Also if i get drunk and start crying about the elephants you all have my permission to abandon me.
I'll do my best. he just keeps yelling beer and doing dick helicopters
I peed outside 4 times after the bar, safe to say I had great night
It's called life, you pretentious bitch. Grow up.
We had everything under control until this one jackass fucked up. Thanks, Peter.
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