i kinda do this "flirt with girls and pretend to be a hot white guy named chris" thing
i'm pretty sure the devil's penis is california-shaped
Im sitting next to shitfaced santa at the cuse game. My plan to be on television is now flawless
normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
So many people have lost their virginity on my futon... I think it is only the right thing to bronze it and put it on display
Dude, just be careful. Her invitation for BJ is just a trap for her to stick her finger up your ass.
He pushed a skinny white blonde out of the way just to tell me "you have the finest ass, like ever."
I have never loved a nerdy white boy this much.
I don't know man, I woke up and shes here acting like she knows me, wearing my clothes, and scrambling eggs in my kitchen. I don't know her.
You were drinking with me last night, I warned you.
He told me"I think your ready for this" and went into his closet whipped out a movie certiffied light saber.
You used your chihuahua as a pillow screaming "HE'S A PILLOW AND A PET" and proceeded to puke in the dog bed
I'm floating on a 30mph cloud right now not giving a fuck
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
She's Jesus crazy. And one if not more other forms of crazy. She's 2.5+ crazy.
if they didn't want us to do blow at uni, why would they make textbooks so smooth?
He loves blowjobs.. were meant for each other.
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