So instead of cumming in her, I peed in her...
What did she do!?
I didn't tell her...
I swear if she hugs me I'm going to bleach my body
I don't know if the fire truck was perfect timing or if she actually burned something down.
You stayed up for three hours wasted, feeding my rabbit 2 1/2 boxes of girl scout cookies.
Managed to convince my mom that I had been home for 3 hours sleeping on the couch downstairs and this t-shirt was your dads. I am SUCH a fucking boss.
his extensive knowledge of the age of consent laws kinda scares me....
I would never do this in real life. It's only college.
i feel like im paying for every hangover i didnt experience last year as a freshman. thank you sophomore year.
Sadly him cutting me out of the duct tape dress was NOT the most awkward part of the night. It was a littleeee moist under there.....
we probably should not get naked in my neighbor's garage again. just sayin
We have so much sex to catch up on
We should. Taco Bell definitely gives me the shits though.
It's girls night. No shame, just febreeze
I think curling is the best thing to watch when you're baked.
Before you jump in that vagina remember there's a reason we call her Infectonator.
Dude did you see that video of yourself crying while bathing in vodka on YouTube?
Randomize
