Christians are straight up FREAKS
i met a boy and i'm in lovvvvveeeeeeee and we're going to vegas and getting marrrrrriiiieeeeedddddd!
let's be honest with each other here, that's about the worst idea you've ever had. you need to walk this one off.
PS: the photo I uploaded for this internship site is the same one i used for my fake ID. I like to keep it classy.
Just shaved my vagina. It's been so long I forgot what it looked like. You need to come over right now.
I have beard burns on my inner thighs. I'd say last night went pretty well.
She's like the little sister I never had ... except for the fact we're having sex.
Just beat off to internet porn while talking to my mom on the phone and eating a cinnamon roll. U have 5 minutes to get on my level
Its a good night to get drunk in my onesie.
I told him I had AIDS after he bit me. His dad cried. I think I just ruined the little guy's 3rd birthday, but he had in coming.
I can't tell whether I'm a) still hungover from two nights ago, b) legitimately sick or c) all of the above... multiple choice was never my forte
Pretty sure I'm going to hell because of our friendship
Last one there wins
I don't remember... but puking on the bar sounds like me.
Haunted Houses: fun, lame, or love to sneak off and get fingered in the dark alley way?
Blueberry probiotics greatly increase to the masturbation experience. Try it dude. It’s all the rage
I'm drunk and don't know where I am. There's a giant metal penguin if that helps.
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