Whoa Z and x make the same sound
you could play connect the dots with the people ive fucked in this room
Woke up wearing just a scarf, the holidays are definetly here
i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
I just found a beer pong ball in my mail box. I think its a sign
i'm going through an 80s music phase. and by phase i mean i will only have sex to white snake
Can we put your name for the shipping address for penis ice luge?
When you put the phrases "just out of shower" and "did you get the picture" that close together, a picture of hamburger helper is not exactly what I expected to pop up.
Well i would have gone to the bar but Satan decided to hold his rituals in my uterus.
The groom's brother was an accomplishment. Then I remembered he was also the officiant. Check and check.
I'm beginning a new chapter of my life in which our fridge will always be stocked with jello shots. I'm excited to embark down this road to fruity, semi-solid alcoholism.
Fun. You missed it. Michael broke a door with his erection.
Drinking wine while working. Yay.
Just had sex at the YMCA.
We are so productive today.
No problem...what are friends for if they can't rub eachothers genitals.
So how do u get your coat out of the coat room when someone is fucking on it?
Randomize
