You can't date a girl from every country.
I'm the captain planet of women
keep it on the DL tho cause i dont want it getting out and it coming off like i kidnapped her or something
i dont think my parents would of encouraged me to save years of birthday money if they knew what i would eventually spend it on
Chalk up having sex in a car wash.
he just asked if we wanted to go to an arts and crats club with him tomorrow. every day it becomes harder for me to defend his sexuality
I'm really sorry I gave you road head last night and made you drive over and break the sprinkler system.
MANGO MOTHERFUCKING GODDAMN MARGARITA DELICIOUSNESS
You crowd surfed from beer pong into the bathroom where you spent the rest of the night, also I have your wallet
Someone younger than me just got married. Send help and vodka
Gonna play a drinking game called drink til I feel my emotions. The things I do so I can be a therapist
Btw I have come to the conclusion that we really need to do it in a bed. Like at least once..
I never saw such an emotional argument over yellow vs. spicy mustard.
I met his parents. We played twister. My boob popped out.
You threw up with such class too! Tiara and all.
They think I fractured my spine while doing your cousin on concrete.
Randomize