He introduced her to the DMA meeting by saying: in the past few years i've never seen someone work so hard for so little success
Please tell me I didn't pass out while we were having sex last night... and if so I am sooooo sorry.
Why does it say "go to Planned Parenthood tomorrow" on my dry-erase board?
I love family holidays its the only time when playing beer pong, and smoking hookah with my family isnt looked down upon
What I wanna know is who took a picture eiffel towering her?
The polish Muslims are throwin paczkis into the crowd and I'm beer 6 before 11 am
I can't wait till you move in so I can stop drinking alone.
it's a Wednesday?
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He asked the clerk if they sell a penis-shaped brander.
The hot guy sitting next to me in the lib is reading a book called "Impersonal sex in public places." How wrong would it be to give him my number when I bounce?
In my opinion the party was fun, but i did A LOT of cocaine so my view was a little distorted......
Its a good night when you make $200 and didn't have to see any balls
apparently I kept repeating I have a to do list this summer and he's on it
it was all good until mid make out when he announced 'i just came'. ...he wasn't joking.
Things change once you put a ring on it. 5 years ago if I had morning wood she would have gone nympho on that. Now I am just lucky if she touches it rolling when we sleep.
Plus he probably didn't want to be at home, alone... Jacking off on the big screen without you there to lend a helping hand. I mean, let's be honest. It's not fun if it's not a little weird.
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