So I finally got the Patron washed off my boobs.
If I were a hot girl. I'd whore around, I'd be awesome.
Ever had blood in your semen? I am guessing that's a problem.
I did shrooms last night. My drug checklist is complete, I can finally graduate.
You said you were going to take the sideview mirror to your own car so that nobody would steal it. Thats why you woke up with it.
let's just say if he has a penis and he hypothetically needs to put it somewhere... i would take care of that for him.
I'm like the kid who wants his birthday and christmas equally. Every time I get one I want the other. Only I don't want holidays I want brothers
So if I tell her fire is hot and it will burn her... she's probably just going to keep throwing her vagina at it huh?
Master Skywalker, there are too many of them. What am I going to do?
Hit on the one in the red shorts. The thirst is strong with this one.
I should become a firefighter. Who uses his cock to fight fires. Like a Superhero.
how should I feel if a guy kept complimenting my bangs while I was giving him a blowjob?
UPS just delivered me 30lbs of dried cherries... I shouldn't be allowed online when I take painkillers.
She was doing drunken zumba and screaming "FUCK YOU I HAVE MY OWN STYLE!" at the TV
I think he may actually care that I call him slampiece instead of his real name. Who knew he had feelings?
He kept saying "Ayyyyyyy" during foreplay... during sex.... during everything! It felt like I was having sex with friggin Fonzie from Happy Days!
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