Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
The bars here don't close until 4!
my legs don't close until 4
you ever wonder how lesbians feel about girls being in relationships with other girls on facebook? could it annoy them more than it annoys me?
Not gonna happen. She just told me she puts glitter over the mole on her nose to make it look like a piercing.
today he pulled me aside to show me a lawn mower that he drew above his pubes. I saw his pubes in all their glory. Right there. In spanish class. Hola.
the vast amounts of cleavage i'm sporting to my final says "no, I didn't study but don't worry I've got something lined up for when I don't graduate".
He's coming over tonight...I really wish I didn't have my period right now...
I believe I'm witnessing the first time ever that you wished your period would NOT come....
He offered me a 30 pack if I don't bring her to the party. Am I a bad friend If I take his offer?
Bring a bathing suit for the glitter slip n slide
Oh damn. God have mercy on everything w a dick in a ten mile radius.
remind to leave next time the words "tequila" and "challenge" are shouted
Strike three, the fat brides maid they call shit puker also has herpes.
You told him about your cats? I told his friend to put his dick in my mouth, and you talked about cats!?
I'm fucking blazing boy. 5hr weed sauce kicked in and my entire face feels like an 8ball of gold bond flying down a mountain of Fresh powder. Just gliding.
i spent my Thursday drinking before noon and not wearing pants
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