Lol speaking of weird...he just sent me a naked pic of himself that said "meow" at the bottom.
i've been called drunk 4 times today and it's only 3pm
And he showed us your test. You wrote what is this shit and scribbled on it? Nice 3%..
Just because i have a masturbation problem doesnt mean you can put 20 photos of Jesus in my room.
He offered to take me out to a nice dinner but I told him I would rather he just pay for my beer this weekend
A 12 year old Canadian kid said I was a pussy for only buying a 28-pack. I fit in better in this country.
I'm glad we have the kind of friendship where if either of us is too drunk to fuck a hot guy, we pass the responsibility to each other and get the job done.
I just re read that. We really need to get our lives together.
drunken yoga. on the beach. senior week. you have been chosen <3
Uggh answer your phone, you are the only one I know who'll be proud of what I woke up next to this morning .
I will always remember that night by waking up in that tablecloth the next morning
Do drug dealers work on Memorial Day?
I just realized I haven't had a date or a potential possibility of a date in about a year. Then I realized I wanted to actually go on a date. But I'm sitting here getting high instead of being at a party. Life.
Sounds like she has 4 first names. Like a sad version of Ricky bobby
He called my boobs fluffy. Part sexy part pilsbury dough boy. Part sexy pilsbury dough boy. I'm so confused. And flattered?
Just had a reminder come up that just said "Ham"
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