She threw up everywhere and is crying about a fictional character who died on Grey's Anatomy
you kept typing in answers.com, why are the state police calling my house, expecting an answer
She pointed at me and told her friend, I'm going to fuck him, its going to be really loud, so yes, i need the whole basement.
I was just "that girl you seen blowing some dude outside when you drove by"
When She took off her bra.... A tube of lipgloss, her phone, I.D. And a wad of twenties fell out.... I'm officially no longer a butt man
The dry cleaners wouldn't even take our clothes. That's how bad of a night it was.
Hah no, But it might feel like water boarding to my soul
YOU ARE NOT A BOTTLE OF RUM THEREFORE I DONT KNOW HOW TO LOVE YOU
Because guys aren't supposed to cry. Especially when it's over a dude singing a Christmas carol.
I knew no one else would have gone along with it since it's morally wrong and probably illegal. You said, "Yes. And let's add fireworks."
I could drive to your house and kick you in the nuts right now....and not even stop for a burrito
Hey it's Males-You-Probably-Wish-You-Hadnt-Had-Sex-With Monday. MYPWYHHSWM
Turns out, it's impolite to repeatedly request Seal "Kiss From a Rose" at bars
I have a vagina. So i automatically win.
My throat is burning
Thats because you proceeded to drink the salsa because you thought it was alcohol...dumbass
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