Apparently faking a threesome isn't as much fun as you'd think
Now he's talking about how he's writing in a journal because he doesn't remember "his thought patterns when he was in elementary and that's distressing". I'm walking home. Fuck this.
she worked me into her spring break cardio plan. im mondays and wednesdays.
I should probably file for unemployment. Sometime between last night and 4 AM I facebooked my manager the lyrics to hoe by ludacris. I'm just projecting ahead here.
nah i think i'm gonna take my landlord's kids trick-or-treating instead. apparently the houses around here hand out wine to the adults and candy to the kids.
Just thought you should know that we coat checked our fairy wings last night. Getting belly up to the bar was way more important that wearing our costumes.
He's a Shit stain on my heart
Cops are just so fun an beautifuk
The woman that sang I Touch Myself died today. There's only one appropriate way to honor her memory.
I'm on the job.
All I remember is laying in that secret hideaway closet, naked, with a beer cowboy hat on and you walking in and sitting down crying because no one would have sex with you
Ok, they now been on the roof for two days. I can see 4 cases of teecate and a carton of smokes. They are yelling at "fucking fall" and pissing off the roof.
third nipple confirmed
We set around a table in a hotel room and he spoon fed Molly to everyone there... I felt sketch for sec but then... Oh well.
But he said I was unpatriotic for not having sex with him. What was I suppose to say to that?
you drug him to get him horny then deny him sex. freaks.
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