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I told my rommate that he was pissing on his bed. He said "ok man" and took a step backwards and continued. He then went back to bed.
My vagina has officially become a vortex for sexually confused frat guys.
you'll never guess what i found when i got home...
a cake, in the toilet
you kept saying 'its nothing a six pack wont fix' as they loaded you into the ambulance.
So i just got guilted into doing a tequila shot by a group of guys chanting "USA!" at me.
How was your weekend?
The sex was so good. It hurts to exist.
Sweet and genuine is kinda lame. I'm more of a bust all over your face and hair kinda guy.
Uhm the hair is off limits bro, conditioner can only go so far.
Bro? You just made it a target.
Haha at least the one I have like that you can't tell we are completely drunk and you're about to kick a glass out of my hand in a fit of joy over pizza.
i fucking swear, saying shit like "i dont get jealous" is like personally inviting your slutty friend to fuck the guy you slept with like a month ago
she just nodded and said "yeah, I'd fuck him for a reese's peanut butter cup". it's so nice to know I'm not the biggest whore living here
This may be a weird question to ask someone who is 21 years old, but are you grounded?
I'm up in my room and I just saw a naked guy sprint out into the streets from my mom's party downstairs
It's astonishing how many Ludacris lyrics you know
How weird is it that 2 people I've had sex with have the same birthday and they don't even know each other
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