The worst part was when my mom got more drunk than anyone else and started doing the Time Warp.
the recession has oofficially hit my standards.
So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
If it has a penis then it will be stupid. Just how it works.
my sisters under your porch take her home
i never told you how having a club foot got me laid
Found her in the closet eating mayo out of the jar with a knife
He introduced himself to me as "the gayest gay who ever gayed." I like him already.
Ill give you a 4 hour blow job if you make my nephew go to bed.
siamese drinking twins saturday is a go ... bring duct tape.
When he was leaving this morning he said I'll text you later on and I replied with if you don't that's cool too.
:(. i have vodka in a fire extinguisher. that solves all problems. except fires. it would actually make that worse.
He doesn't wear a seatbelt. He votes Republican. He has a small dick. That house of cards just fell apart.
Nothing like casual arson to brighten your day
my personal favorite... An "I'm sorry you broke your finger and cant play sports for awhile" blowjob!
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