i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
New word for getting laid so we don't sound like whores in public when we are talking about it : stamp the passport
the way i see it, im about one adderall binge away from graduating
I made him hve sex with me in the elevator so that I could put my finger down in never have I ever.
We thought she was passed out on the toilet, but she raised her head to tell me the word I couldn't remember was "empathize." Then she puked blood and passed out.
The Vegas crew is in two groups, Team Vodka and Team Fireball. There is no winner in this.
I thought you just gave him blowjobs and he criticized your drug use.
Rule number one to being a good adult: don't use your vagina as an icebreaker. Just some wisdom I thought I'd pass down from experience.
sending him nudies in gran's hospital bathroom. you?
I danced with this guy last night, I left like I was humped by a blind baby kangaroo trying to body-box.
My tub is filled with twinkies which would be awesome if they were still wrapped and not floating in a mixture of bath water and what appears to be vomit.
Momentum is force x velocity. So therefore velocity is 0 - hammered, and force is ur legs locked up and ur face hits the ground.
I felt paralized they just wouldnt move. We need segways when were drunk cuz if we start to fall forward they well take off and save the fall.
Well, let's just say, I got that eye patch like we were joking about
Good news. His dicks gotten wayy bigger since high school. I love Thanksgiving break.
i wish i could put you in a lil box, and keep you for when i need to be blown
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