TBS has betrayed me by telling me tyler perry is funny
you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
I don't understand why everytime I fuck his bestfriend he seems more interested in me...
i think i was tempted to text while we were making out. like i remember holding my phone up behind his head and just staring at it.
He cut part of his finger off. It was a consolation blow job.
I know your texting costs money, but I'll pay for it if you consider this. Oversized frozen jello shots. I'll buy everything needed if you approve. Let me know
He stumbled into my room, flopped on my bed, shoes on my pillow and asked me for a juice box. Then fell asleep with the juice box on his forehead.
Put down the bong. Turn off Hey Arnold. Stop calling me football head.
I love you football head
its one thing to be single and another thing to be single and then have your profile picture be of you and the cat
your picture is with misty too!!
I AM SINGLE BY CHOICE
The only thing I remember from last night is being naked in his bed if that's not summer drinking at it's finest then I don't wanna live anymore
I went over to help her build a porch, but we decided that was too much work, so we just got high and watched Scooby Doo
I just found 20 dollars in my vibrator box. Was it a drunken sign to myself to get more?
Until you have had Country Grammar stuck in your head whilst writing a Supreme Court brief you've never lived.
BILL GATES DONALD TRUMP LET ME IN NOW
Your the only person I know that needed stiches after a Monday morning conference call. How are you in your 20s? How
i just passed i guy i once let listen to me masterbate on the phone...nyc is not big enough
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