Sponge bath it is.
you know your drunk when 7 soccer players cant catch up to a tranny in high heels who just stole your wallet
fuck. did you have to draw it on me with a permanent marker
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
He said he had to make up a lie of why he couldnt sleep with her. It must really suck to have a sunburned dick.
There's been so much talk around your vagina it's like a local celebrity
Did I hear correctly when it sounded like he said "just don't let me throw up into your vaj?"
maybe if i keep dancing i won't throw up
Also on a more serious note, what says pull my hair more: straight or soft curls?
Look at my eyebrows in this pic! We deffo need to go back to that waxing place.
You have a cock in one hand and a shot in the other. Your eyebrows are not the topic in need of discussion.
Beer bonging to Ave Maria
Yeah. I don't know. I'm just gonna show up at her place on valentines day with a jock strap, box of chocolates, and rose clenched between my ass cheeks with "be mine" written across my glorious man titties.
Let's be honest I'm gonna watch murder she wrote and eat taquitos at three am
Welcome to Missouri, the show me your genitals state.
He made a deal with his real estate agent called fucking in 50 properties for sale
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