i just borrowed 5 dollars from my eight year old sister. i'm at a new low
super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
he whispered in my ear that he would be upstairs and i should come up. i stayed downstairs. he came back down and repeated to whisper in my ear. this happened about 5 times until he passed out.
Please don't use social media to get back at me.
im not an educated person. i just do things. and it works out in my favor
I took it to a new level. I'm procrastinating taking my adderall. Hate finals week.
He rubs his penis on back when he think I'm sleeping
Getting high magically turns headaches into rainbows.
Bartenders are not toys. I repeat, bartenders are not toys.
I almost lit my balls on fire tonight.
Sitting topless in my room drinking wine from a box... It's good to be back at school
Word my sister pulled through for me and brought vodka shooters for the plane. its about to be a sloppy 4 hours
Nothing says "happy birthday" like a negative pregnancy test
Excuse you? I'm an asshole at least 90% of the time. Get it right.
You said if the geese can walk on the lake so can I.
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