He disabled his match.com account in front of me
Dork........ .......... .. . ...... ........... .. . ... ...... .. . .... ..... .. .... ... .......... .... . . ..... Yeah its morse code, no big deal
either we just had an earthquake or I am really good @ masturbating
I just saw that your im name has '4eva' in it. Your man card has been revoked.
I love girls that fake tan. Can you say p p p p p p p p pumpkin face
Should I feel bad that I fucked her and made her ride my little brothers razor scooter home?
there's a guy looking for his pants in my room, is he yours?
I guess birthday shots aren't always the answer
Well his arms broken so they only cuffed his good wrist to his belt. That's how he cast smacked me in custody.
I just traded 5 cigarettes for a sandwich on they greyhound.You owe me 5 cigarettes. I told you I would get hungry.
You only have to pretend to care about soccer until July. HE'S PRETTY DONT RUIN THIS.
I feel like I should remember what we did after leaving the party because apparently a llama was involved, but all I can manage is the part where I asked you to cuff my ankle to the bed so I wouldn't backflip away.
I feel like I don't show you my boobs enough. And you deserve to see them like all the time
Just a little. Like do I say "hey I'm the girl that's fucking your son, nice to meet you"
some kid just came up 2 me bleeding yelling "thats how u riot"
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