Me too!
I think it's safe to say that I made out with the entire msu campus this weekend
Call me immediately, my only recent boy news involves me biting a dick.
Even though I wasn't drunk last night, I peed in the sink just so I could keep my record going
Can you explain my first weekend back, because there a lot of blacked out gaps and 32 friend requests i would like to know about
Are you really this nice or are you just trying to get in my pants?
Both?
I think Charlie st. Cloud is the saddest thing I can masturbate to.
I am still STD free so as far as I am concerned I never went to panama.
Because everyone is allowed one half drunken 7:30 am walk back to campus in a cowgirl costume, right?
Got home to the hotel 3hrs ago per texts sent not in english to not a full phone number
Wish me luck. My vagina needs it.
May his noodley appendage touch you.
My Uber driver last night was driving a taxi and tried to charge me fare.
You didn't get in your Uber because your ex was driving, that was a legitimate taxi.
It was a glorious ass. He has amazing hands. I want to fuck him until he can't do math anymore.
she went outside...danced, got some snow, and put cherry vodka in it. she was so proud of herself.
I woke up in nothing but my socks and my hat a cigarette in my mouth and a beer in my hand..........GREAT NEW YEARS
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