I swear she didn't look like that last week.
yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
You were in the corner dancing by yourself yelling "I look good", when really you looked ridiculous and drunk
I'm not sure, but I think she had a tampon in when we fucked
The bouncers kicked us out around 3 so we went to the grocery store flasks in hand and asked them to turn up their music...
I'm ordering a large vanilla ice cream with rainbow sprinkles so when I vom tonight it will look like lisa frank dolphins in acid trip colors
Left and drinking by a bar by myself. Everyone is in pajamas. I'm in a tuxedo. This is my life.
I can wear a rubber suit at three am and spank someone's ass until its sore and fuck them three ways from Sunday. And get up the next day and do their laundry. As long as once in awhile they rub my back without expecting anything
You said you were uncomfortable with your body and then you started making whale noises
I'd be 10x more excited if going out didn't require pants or the general giving of fucks
Why are you taking pics in the bathroom with the plunger? I mean you still look hot and I'm totally going to wack off to it.
I told the person I was on the phone with to hold on while I looked for my phone. I think it's time to stop doing dabs.
Give me like 5, I have to feed a moose and find my pants.
Bahahah I should. I’m the free range drunk girl who should clearly not be free range because who knows what kind of fuckery I would get into
Still had our rainbow strip poker new years tradition. End of night we were only wearing mask.
Did you get the usual surprise pics from the strange straight you like to sprinkle in.
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