Some guy with no shirt on and his pants undone informed us he was kicked out of the cab
I asked him why, and he had absolutely no idea.
Passing las posas road. In a world of pain. Im trying to piss in a bottle through the hole in my crotch. I wish i had a bigger dick.
I swallowed your vile semen and you don't know what color my fucking eyes are!?
My mother just asked me if i ever swallow the goods...should i be concerned?
I was so high I couldnt even listen to music i was terrified of the potential knowledge i would gain.
he told me it was a naked video of him so i opened it. i just got rickrolled while sexting
I just broke a sweat shaving my own vagina. Something has got to change.
I'm not saying Tijuana was a bad idea, I'm saying that we make poor life choices. And Steve was robbed by the police.
My one night stand said I love you, opened my fridge, stole my cream cheese and left.
Running my fingers through my hair is like that scene from Patch Adams where the girl goes swimming in a pool of spaghetti. I love molly.
Well, you're 18 and dating a 28 year old. Who has a wife. Who isn't you. I would guess that's why your mom frowns upon the relationship.
you put your keys in the fridge so you wouldn't forget your yoohoo
i have a strong feeling that today will be a naked day for me...i don't feel like doing shit
if you and your penis don't hurry up, I'm getting drunk without you.
did you know that sneaking into a golf course at midnight is a felony? the cop made sure to tell us after she peed on the course and hit on him
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