Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
after a few more beers I realized that both my wife and I like Latin men.
It's all fun and games until the last slice of pizza gets bong water spilled on it.
Is it a problem that I find my wife's 16 year old niece sexy?
you never realize your highschool teachers are real people till you fuck one of them
For a second, I wondered if I could smoke pizza.
Funny. I made out with his brother for the first time in a bathroom too.
There are a bunch of guys at the door looking for the guy you brought back to the condo...pretended not to speak English. You're welcome.
She barfed in the corner of the baby pool. Then she yelled "it's okay" repeatedly while trying to scoop it out.
I have officially had sex in every room on my floor. Don't say I'm not an amazing RA.
He said he wanted to go to France " just to piss in the nice areas". I want to fuck him.
THEY NOW HAVE MIXED DRINK EMOJIS! LIFE IS GOOD! PRINCESSES DON'T DRINK BEER
I poured somre cereal, realized the chocolate to flake ratio was off, tried to fix it by digging through the box, gave up because of the difficulty level, and poured it back in the box. Being high is the best diet.
I've been here 20 minutes and a sweaty naked man has kissed me on the cheek.
Now I just sit back and wait to give ass birth to pure evil.
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