What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
can't wait for January to be Over so I don't have to see all the fat resolutionists working out.
I said i love rain, just to change the subject, and he said 'id like to do it in the rain'. Dear lord. He doesnt stop
is cock-oriented a word? I'd say I'm that lately.
Fuck you, jack daniels. I feel like satan laid an egg in my brain.
We were in the hot tub...he ate the pizza pocket directly out of my mouth
hey sorry if you felt me holding your hand in the middle of the night I was actually just checking if you had a pulse
he says he is going to get you very high and make you leave the country with him
possibly by boat
Stealing, and booze. If only you added meaningless sex with random people you would have wrapped all your life passions together
im so sad I can't openly talk about acid tab Sundays
orgy was averted by karaoke, thank god
Your aunt just offered to blow me for a ride home....how did you end up such a prude?
there were rolls with just one bite out of each one leading to the bedroom. you were laying on the bed naked and yelled 'you did it you followed the bread crumbs!'
I learned the hard way a garbage bag will not save you when jumping from a tree at 2am
Dude I had my dad cock block me once
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