If that was your dad, he is hot
Not even the dog will look at me anymore.
I just found a bottle of gin in my vegetable crisper. Party is back on.
Well they kicked us out after we started heckling the acrobats
I vaguely remember trying to exfoliate my face with your leg hair. Sorry about that.
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
Just saw the german running around on campus. Thought of his small penis.
As you should.
then she lifted her dress, tweaked her own nipples, and then ordered another round for everyone. this place is wild at 9pm.
I'm going to fix your towel rack. I broke it while I was dancing on it.
That was awkward , having sex with her while her husband watched via Skype. I'm a porn star or a target. Idk
Stop your judging. I got free booze AND an oil change. You're the one whose always saying we're spending too much money.
Lol I wish they went straight to your cock then shot out into my mouth like a cock nacho dispenser
its 3am and I'm taking a bubble bath, this is what taking a day off work at 30 looks like
Thanks for duct tapping my dick to my leg while I was passed out. I could only aim straight down. I stood on your bed. Have a nice day at work!
Dear Douchebag, I would just like to formally issue this fuck you. You will be receiving a letter in the mail soon. With all of your stuff.
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