Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
this is like her 8th guy since december, is she wasn't frumpy people would call her a whore
then she woke up from sleeping for an hour and the first thing she said was "i regret it already"
I just took went to the bathroom and it smelt like blue curococo... I didn't flush yet so head on up if you wanna know what a good night smells like.
No, he grudge fucked my ex so I wouldn't be tempted to get back with her. He is either the worst or best friend ever.
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
I accidentally screamed the wrong name last night. He stopped for a second, said "fuck it, you're too hot to care," and then continued fucking me.
Housing came buy and confiscated our shopping cart :(
Thank god the bicycalist i hit was on drugs
I left the guinea pigs on the dryer. Make sure to take care of them.
He insisted he brought his alarm clock everywhere, and then the girl screamed "fuck French people!"
I owe a guy a shoe because I threw it over a fence. That is all.
Why do I even exist?
Don't know how your birthday has been, but mine has involved Hershey's syrup and a blowie. It's safe to say you're playing catch up.
Once my new license was put into my hand, a light from the heavens shined down and pauly D's voice was in my mind saying ohh yeaaah 21 yeaaah
Someone sitting next to me at this football game is totally eating chicken nuggets out of his pocket and drinking four loko. I wanna be him.
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