you'll be glad to know I got kicked off the microphone at a bar in Breckenridge last night thanks to my country rendition of all star
Yea. But u kept saying "as long as she doesn't have aids" so I was concerned
It only takes once for you to drunkly piss on a chick for her to lose interest in you.
I'm home and safer than post-menopausal sex; you're welcome for the image. And yes, I did just use a semi-colon hammered.
Just ran four miles to popeye's. And back. Dedication.
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
The sad thing is; I'm getting used to walking around feeling like I could hurl at any minute.
I'm imagining a seal in an ugly shirt hahahahaha Percocet
No gifts needed, but if you have fireworks or weed that'd be good.
I'm at a new rock bottom. Malibu on ice at work because it's the only thing they've got and no mixers.
How's everyone else's ass tattoo today?
He's nice to look at and knows the difference between your and you're. I win.
the sex was good. her showing me pictures of her 4 year old daughter afterwards was not.
An old Grimace plushie came to life and gave me a pretty knife. I'm never doing acid again.
You're like a care bear with a big cock & a sexual prowess that would put the mighty Thor to shame.
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