Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
You can't wash away shame.
I can try.
sometimes when i'm walking through campus i wonder how many of these people have seen me puke
is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
I will never try to masturbate with americas funniest home videos playing in the background ever again
I think "banned from Amtrak due to excessive projectile vomiting" would sum up the evening quite nicely.
He thought the strainer was a giant bowl to puke in.
I have to think about this realistically and not with my vagina.
Apparently I whispered "Jesus was here" and bailed out of the moving taxi.
His penis will pick the quickest route to vagina. it's like an biological onstar.
apparently we spent 30 minutes inside that big Nike store turning all of their Duke gear inside out. for some reason the employees didn't stop us.
The waitress just told me I'm asking alot. So far I've asked for a soul, an angel and carbombs
You are my best friend, but sometimes best friends need to punch each other in the face
Rather than admit to myself I've spent $756 at the bar this month, I'm just going to pretend I gave it to a homeless person...kind of makes me feel better.
Matched with the lumberjack. Here's your wedding invite.
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