I am doing a scientific study and i need a brief description of the underpants you are wearing
Your an asshole
Actually, it's "you're an asshole"
My point exactly
I showed him my bush... on skype.
slowly transforming into a stationary lump of steel. how can you tell me that was JUST weed
After Sake bombs he tried to puke into an alluminum beer bottle and shot vomit streaks in a perfect V out the sides of his mouth and hit BOTH girls he had bought drinks for that night. He was like an Icon of Cock-blocking yourself.
Well they kicked us out after we started heckling the acrobats
Walked into my campus store carrying a pitcher of sangria. No fucks given. Also this recipe is banging.
He says he won't get serious until he screws an Asian and a virgin. I should just place an ad on Craig's List
Wanted: female 18-24 of Asian or partial Asian descent to fuck my ginger boyfriend. Must be willing and able to fake virginity. No emotional connection needed, just sex, just once. Further contact post sex not needed (or particularly desired)
I call BS on that! THAT WAS TOTALLY AN INTERCEPTION. JENNINGS HAD THAT.
PEOPLE ARE FLIPPING FURNITURE HERE. IN THE ROOM ABOVE ME. I HEARD SOMEONE WOOKIE CALL IN ANGER FROM SOMEWHERE IN THIS BUILDING.
I'd be lying if I said I wasn't scared, even a little.
His penis looked like how I would imagine Satan's pinky finger.
I went on a psycho cleaning spree so I feel I've earned the right to spend the day in bed watching porn and eating sausage biscuits. If you bring alcohol you can join me.
All other girlfriends are inferior. You are the chosen one.
I've entered the world of uncircumcised penises. It's disgusting.
My heart says buy the granny panties, but my vagina says don't throw in the towel yet.
Uhh I just had to break up with a guy who I didn't even know I was dating...
I'm sittin in my Hawaiian shorts watching the office eating cold asparagus. wow do I suck when you're not here.
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