Just saw ur first draft of ur suicide note.
You spelled "worthless" wrong.
Nothing better then your mother meeting someone you randomly had sex with and him introducing himself as the guy who rocked her world once.
totally watching dr. phil and getting eaten out right now. be jealous.
i just sent my parents are gone come over I have condoms to my mom because Derek changed my numbers while I was passed out
So i learned you can't hair-of-a-dog jaeger hangovers.
last karaoke night = doing dmx songs with a guy who threatened to stab me. so yeah I'm coming out.
Have you ever looked death in the face and have the urge to shit yourself. I'm in that situation right now.
Hahahaha .. If it makes you feel better I had a sex dream about a cheeseburger last night so I feel like we both lose.
im so sad I can't openly talk about acid tab Sundays
Explain to me how we're not being documented on? A gynecologist I saw two times 8 years ago popped up on my people you may know list on fb. What in the actual fuck?
In honor of the new administration, I'm going to make it my goal this weekend to get some lesbian action. Fuck Donald Trump and fuck Mike Pence. I'm going to be a spiteful gay.
At about 2:30 i found you passed out in my closet with your face covered in cheese whiz
seriously i don't trust him. he fed me a hot dog out of a crock pot and gave me moonshine dashed jager bombs.
May have told my history professor I wanted him to stuff me like a turkey. Too slutty?
Nah, people appreciate the creativity of seasonal sluttiness. Let me know if it works!!!
I lysoled the money\n(631): wrong text lmao
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