I'm more picky about my flip flops than the guys I sleep with
Is he smart?
Why would i know that. That would deal with the top half of his body. I only deal with the bottom half.
You should see the damage i did to the apartment last night. So many broken things and butter sticks stuck to windows.No memorys
I told him I'd put in a good word. And the word of the day is: NEGATIVE
omg dinner turned into a foam party this is weiriiid
That was a $3000 rug we rolled him down the hill in.
How do you get a black eye playing beer pong??
Omg. One night stands are not supposed to show up to your swim class the morning after. Worst lesson ever.
Drunbk and roasting marshmallows on my stove. Accidentally singed the catr's fur but she'sd alright.
I told him I'd clean his cock if he ever sent my GF another text message. It was a horrific time for me to miss the l key on my iPhone.
I think the lady at jack in the box started crying when we put in our order.
Yea it's also hard to turn down a man asking you out with a chicken sandwich.
this is an emotional support booty call
it was a hallmark card with butt plugs.
OMG OMG OMG I just throwed up in his pillow case when he wentto start the sho wer, time to grab my bra and bounce!!!
Wow.
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