Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
I think i really like him...he was super cuddly and kept me company.
stop. you already have a dog
Ok just saw a girl open a pillbox, dump it out on her notebook and count out 13 adderall tabs and put them in a baggie and leave. Oh hey college.
We found them in a dumpster making out trying to get their privacy
After some trial and error I found soaking my balls in maple syurip helps ease the pain.
I dreampt that we were shooting zombies while we having sex. Is that normal?
Did you take the bag w/your drugs & cookie cutter?
Well that's what you get for messing around with her vagina. I told you it was a fickle and insatiable creature.
I just sent a dick pic to a number on Craigslist, this may be my new low
We were 6 minutes into the movie before we realized the whole movie was spoken in Italian. That level of stupidly-ripped
He smoked and I was tired so left before we did anything. I literally left him high and dry.
i refuse to take responsibility for eating Chuck E Cheese pizza and having any other repercussions than the shits.
lets face it, we have a liquor cabinet with a designated chocolate shelf
You reached new levels of laziness. After we woke you up to take shots with us, you stayed in bed so you didn't have to move when you were drunk and sleepy
anything below 65° is too cold to be naked on a roof
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