found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
You've eaten a Lean Pocket for every meal for at LEAST 3 days now. Get your life in line.
He walked into my room in the middle of the night, whispered something about the patriot act, and took my tv.
Just put a dog collar on someone's child.....was a great hit with everyone but his mom.......I think she hates me. I'm okay.with that
Chapter 6 - how to lose your underwear in chicago
Dude you were sitting on a bench on the street with her for 45 minutes thinking you were on the bus
Russians do not operate on the same level as the rest of us. hoping I wake up tomorrow
S.O.S. he's talking about horses and breast feeding.
I may have played more drinking games with my family this last week than all of freshman year...
He's the conductor of the struggle bus
I RODE THAT FINE PIECE OF STRUGGLE BUS
It was just a Craigslist hook up but she wore sweats. Where are the girls with class?
Is it appropriate to send an apology gift to his roommates for breaking the bathroom sink during crazy sex?
I'm 2 weeks in to my all dick and carb diet and so far I've lost 2lbs.
I just peed on myself the semester has officially began.
I have a weird question... did you bite my back last night?
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