I'm seeing double. Its like being in a room full of people
and apparently i was drunk enough to follow up with "I'd let me touch your boobs" ... not my best line.
He gave me a book last time I slept there. Im beginning to feel like a really weird hooker. Like instead of money he gives me random shit he has lying around. like hamburger buns
He filled four shots of Everclear and walked around saying "FREE VODKA SHOTS". he is to blame.
My costume for the end of the world party was a success. Everyone in the ER thought I was there because I got hit by a car when it was actually from alcohol poisoning.
I just had sex over my oven then high fived the guy. It's going to be a good year.
i am laugh crying so hard the guy next door stopped playing guitar
Something about Sunday night screams phone sex
I think we need a list of things that are automatic NO's for dating a guy. Married, definitely a no now
Regret, thy taste is box wine.
Don't do anything I wouldn't do. Thankfully for you that list does not include male models.
YALL MOTHERFUCKERS WANNA WATCH HEAVY METAL AND SMOKE WEED AND PLAY POOL AND DRINK BEER AND SMOKE WEED
i just watched a 27 minute video about owls...that high.
I can't imagine a friend I would rather lose my virginity to in a threesome.
The same idiot-bubble, now just bigger and louder.
Randomize
