She is totes cute on her twitter. Which totally sounds like a euphemism for coot.
i think my mom watched the whole time
That fat broad you banged out last night is still here and I can hear her snoring through the living room wall. I would leave, but I don't want to come home to an empty fridge.
quadriplegic porn is always funny
no. no its not
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
Just found my mom passed out in my bed holding a bag of wine. Not sure if I'm ashamed or proud.
Wow... that's disturbing man, and their not even my balls
we woke up to him feeding us cheetos at 3am. and by feeding i mean shoving them in our mouths and saying "i mean who doesn't like cheetos"
I just want you to sit on my face and to tell you you're pretty. Most girls would leap at this opportunity.
Freshman ate returning to campus. Let Operation Slut Storm commence.
I'm amazed your boyfriend is still with you, how do you manage to pee on him while he is holding you in his lap?
Oh it's not a problem. Cleaning up the yard and disposing of 75 gallons of Jello is all I've got to look forward to today.
He's doing his thing where I don't know if he's alive until three in the afternoon so idk
Steve watched craig and I have sex from the top level of his cat tower this morning.
You got drunk, made toast, and declared yourself a domestic goddess.
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