the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
It's official. Every guy I've slept with has been to jail.
she's into porn, im staying here tonight
Would it be in bad taste to ask Marky Mark to sign the vibrator I named after him?
Desperately trying not to throw up over the side of the ferry back to CT. Can't be the first one of the season.
The trainer from the tech college told me that I would pass the first aid course so long as I turned up sober. Challenge accepted
I think all the stress in my life right now can be directly correlated with never winning a game of Bop It as a child.
I am seriously thinking about wearing a blanket as a cape. So when I pass out tonight the blanket might keep me warm.
I have to take tonight off from shenanigans. My liver is planning a coup
That makes 14 Xmas cards already! Middle aged people are really nice to their dealers.
I sat on the bathroom floor yelling "hell hath no fury!" for about 20 minutes.
It's definitely revenge time.
So is that the only criterion for shenanigans now? Don't die?
Adding to the list of things I have said out loud at the bar that I shouldn't have: "I am the yoda of sucking dick"
I haven’t taken my socks off in over 36 hours. I should add that to my bumble profile.
Apparently I told the mayor I want to be a trophy wife
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