I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
It was ok at first, but now im getting freaked out by him jerking off to me doing yoga
he just asked me to email him a handle of captain morgans...how sober do you think he is?
I said i love rain, just to change the subject, and he said 'id like to do it in the rain'. Dear lord. He doesnt stop
What was your penis's nickname in high school? Also, what was it's theme song?
I just keep sniffing it hoping for an explanation.
After we fucked he shhhh'd me and said your welcome
I can hear her moaning. I'm on some random guy's counter. He wanted me to cuddle but I said I didn't know how.
they still hired me even though my background check came back with a warrent for my arrest.
You brought us all personal gifts you had stolen from the party and bellowed "hoes hoes hoes, clepto Santa loves you"
I literally got so drunk last night, I texted myself "porpoises" and that was it. I have no recollection of this.
I think it was a smart move. Quickest way to get over a guy, hook up with his friends.
how drunk are you?
Several
Nah leave him alone, he is at the strip club with his mom.
That ass isn’t going to eat itself.
Randomize
