How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
How wet are you?
Ever heard of a U-boat?
Don't ever tell me I'm a bad friend. I woke up at 7 this morning to drive your mistake home because you wouldn't get up.
frozen drink friday is suspended until further notice
Well, it was good.. One step forward for my vaj.. One giant leap backwards for my integrity.
I knocked myself out momentarily last night when I fell and hit my head off of my jewelry box while trying to take his pants off... while he was passed out.
He tried eating fireworks, to stop him being hungover in the morning. Where do you keep finding these people?!
He just told me the blow job I gave him was like a journey
So, I'm playing the Doctor Who drinking game with my dogs, but they don't understand quite when to drink. Still counts as successful, though, right?
I Can't even believe I threw all my pizza rolls at her, I mean not only did i ruin a good meal but now I dont have anymore
Currently sitting in the movie theatre bathroom while she gives him a blowjob in the parking lot. Don't ever tell me I'm a bad friend.
I vaguely remember seeing that couple making out in front of that store and i yelled "I ALSO LOVE THE ROCKY MOUNTAIN SOAP COMPANY!"
He did a backflip because drugs
I’ve officially bought the ticket for my future dick appointment 😂
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