So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
Just scheduled a cocaine deal around my drug counsler appointment. Why yes, thank you, I do enjoy the irony that is my life.
i was calling myself "cat the lion" and tried eating the computer mouse because i thought it was "my prey"
Who would have thought google would have HELPED me fail a test...not pass...thank you pacman, thank you google....
we bribed her with croutons and jello shots.
making my second box of kraft dinner for the day. thinking about telling him how much you cheat on him so that you end up having to spend valentines day with me. i'm sorry its every man for himself.
We are not buying weed off a guy from the internet.
theres chocolate ground into my couch, nerds candy all over the floor and cocaine on every surface. great memorial day weekend and yours?
I miss living with her. She was the only person who was a bigger train wreck than I am.
I swear that when we jog in the morning I can hear it slap between his thighs
He ate me out while Space Jam was on. My life is complete.
His encouragement of my recreational drug use is the backbone of our nonrelationship. That, and rough animal sex and loud music.
YOU IS KIND. YOU IS SMART. YOU IS IMPORTANT. YOU IS CLEANING YOUR OWN VOMIT.
My credit card got frozen due to suspicious activity. "Let's go over your recent transaction history... it looks like these are all at bars." BITCH, DON'T JUDGE MY MONDAY NIGHTS.
He had a temporary tattoo of Justin Bieber on his dick and I still had sex with him
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