you kept yelling at her to "show me your genitals" until the bouncers told us to leave...at which point you showed them YOUR genitals...
please don't ever take me to a strip club again...
the only good thing about these hospital visits are the free pregnancy tests
I'm way to drunk for this play. I'm about to run up on stage and drop the main character
He started to notice that i sleep with every girl he calls dibs on.
WHY AM I ALWAYS THE GAY FRIEND?!?!
He just told me the blow job I gave him was like a journey
I would rather burn my vagina off with a damn flame thrower before I would touch anything that has touched her skank ass.
I warned you. Don't come crying to me when your vagina refuses to forgive you for this.
Then a third Canadian I didn't know showed up to the hotel room at like 3am. I let him sleep in our bed because he had pizza.
I climbed up on the tank of the toilet so I could take a slo-mo vid of myself pissing into the garbage can, but the base of the toilet shattered and I had to bail.
He stole my heart. I stole his identity.
I think I just shit out all my problems.
He's gonna turn my vagina into the Sahara desert
She was drunk, dancing on the table. Until the table leg completely broke off and she fell on the ground and broke her front tooth straight off. Worse news is there making her pay for the table
Do you remember telling those ppl that they need to mate and give you the baby and in 15 years you will all reunite and it will be a party?
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