you kept singing the copa cabana and saying HAVE A BANANA to random people on the street. you also went up to this poor short guy and hugged him while proceeding to yell I LOVE YOU CHILD MAN into his face. please tell me you're sober now
so they made cookies with their faces printed on them...I ate jaime...she tasted like poop
It's not just about fucking anymore... We decided we're actually in like now..
You dont understand. she was my french AND spanish teacher. that's 2 kinds of freaky. i have to find her on facebook.
Don't try to dry clothes in the microwave. They'll catch on fire.
Yeah, she tried to drown her but then they hooked up.
When u wake up, don't be alarmed by the passed out mariachi band, they're cool. Muchos gracias
just mapquested my walk of shame from saturday..bye bye freshman 15
I went to pick my brother up downtown and I stopped at a red light a homeless old man comes up knocks on the window shows me his penis and then screams money
I've reached the gravitational age where it's very hard to get my face and my boobs in the same shot without some kind of yoga involved .
Your smile makes me feel like I'm frolicking through a field of gummy bears.
Most tragic bathtub-fart of all time. I am going to be late.
definitely good. no good can come from sex in a very full public venue.
Do you ever get so high you're like vibrating
at least he now gets to tell people how he once threw a party so epic that the next day they had to clean some girl's body paint off the ceiling
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