Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
Just shot my load on a stink bug. Thought you should know.
We have a drunken confused pantless man in our apt. Boots.
It's okay though. My mom didn't believe that they were mine cuz they were magnums. Having a surprisingly large penis ftw
At least now when I say "never again" the likelihood is that it won't actually happen again the next weekend...that my friend is called growth
Just pee around me
I just offered a cat a "drinky drinky" I'd say my night has started
She made sure everyone knew we were doing shots for her dead grandma.
Some rando guy literally just put my shoes on and tied them for me because I'm drunk... Is this what it feels like to be a princess?
I was on etsy and I'm like those boobs look way too familiar
I was gonna respond but i couldnt figure out a way to rearrange 'fuck his brains out' to sound grammatically correct
Do you know how close I got to throwing him over the edge of the canyon?
Does it get any better than dating a guy with a vasectomy? The answer is NO. No it does not
Well 1) stay calm 2) stay safe 3) drink more
Well, I was arguably the most sober adult in the house by 1 in the afternoon, so I'd say Superbowl Shitshow was a success.
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